WASSUP I'M BACK FROM SACRAMENTO AND I'M TRYING TO PRETEND I DON'T HAVE AN ESSAY TO WRITEwoooooooooooooooooow okay it's been a while since i've done one of these and it's singles awareness day to me thANK YOU
warning i'm probably just going to do what i normally do and make fun of the questions. also again it's late because of SAC [which was awesome but i'm really tired okay we had like on average 8+ hours of legislating/debate a day for three days i'm exhausted]
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Rainbow-Foxy1. Are you single or taken?
whaddoyou think.
translation--single. although it is hunting season and valentine's day and mAMA GOT A NICE BIG GUN WITH A BIG SCOPE AND THEN LIKE THAT LITTLE ZOOM THINGY AND I ALREADY HAVE MY PREY BAITED AND IN FRONT OF ME now it is only a matter of time. big cat knows when to strike i've done it before it's okay i gOT THIS)2. Chocolate or flowers?
always choose chocolate there is NO chocolate in my house and i need it.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
i went on a plane at seven in the morning to Sacramento and my delegation all had secret valentines and mack got me a stuffed alligator so...yes.
4. Do you LIKE like anyone?
for the first time in years, yes. (guys i'm not even kidding about the years thing this is not normal occurrence to me my friends all freaked out. the fact i even brought it up is astounding tbh i don't like sharing personal matters like this at all.)
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT well no okay the group i had was nice and the alternate we're-too-poor-for-winter-formal thing i went to last time was fun. that group would've been nice to see again, i liked them.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
no. but i am sad i didn't get to pass out valentines to all my friends that had the "i'm crying but my dick's still hard" thing on them (favorite valentine phrase of all time okay)
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
yes and it made me very uncomfortable because it wasn't a secret. to me. i knew who sent it and
noagain i have a severe abhorrence for mushy and public displays of affection, ESPECIALLY when it's to me. no. please dear god no even if i DO like you do not EVER.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i already have and i'm not doing it again that shit was embarrassing
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
i'm not even giving you an answer to this11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
um...i don't think so but HEY IF YOU WANT A CUTE STORY INVOLVING PARENTS MAKING UP FOR LACK OF SUITORS my dad got me a little wrist carnation for homecoming and it was really cute okay.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
the sarcastic ones off tumblr, yes. i love those.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
only if they're the ones where the writer treats valentines day how i do (meaning dripping with sarcasm and cynicism)
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
uh
15. Is Valentines depressing?
no. i have relatively no feelings for it, nor anything love (in the real world).
16. How is your love life?
nope17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
dude i've never even had a date on valentines.
who the hell dumps people on valentine's day18. How many roses would you want to receive?
can i have a lotus instead i love lotuses (like in a little thing of water that'd be cute huh)
19.
Will Did you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
nope
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
i do not care about valentine's day
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Mack(enzie). Secret valentine's for sacramento. she got me lots of chocolate and a stuffed alligator and balloons and cups (which we later threw a little hotel party with it was awesome)
22. Who
do did you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
someone in my delegation outside of Y&G/my MLC delegation, no one. (well i guess if we'd had school i probably would've gotten funny/friendly valentines from people, which i really like actually. i don't mind not getting actual in-the-spirit-of-love things)
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
his name shall not be stated anywhere publicly online mostly for my own protection. although i'd SINCERELY hope that it was a private thing.
24. How many Valentines
will you be sending did you send this year?
i forgot and i was on a fieldtrip that day TECHNICALLY ONE FOR CHRISTINE!
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
no i think i've recieved them from friends every year. i have good friends, they're good at remembering to do kind stuff for people.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
no idea
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
i don't think i have
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
we don't talk about this okay29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
i'm never sending an anonymous valentine EVER again thank you
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
the one Mack gave me
31. What was the worst?
no idea
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTokay so yes all you need to know about me and public love-involving relations is that i dislike them and i dislike having feelings for people but apPARENTLY you can't avoid that (fuck you too, hormones). i don't care about this holiday and i don't let it get to me because i don't need it to...so uh...yeah.
but okay back to the anonymous valentine's thing, Bryan sent out like 5 anonymous telegrams to people that deserved to be punished. He sent one from "Obama" to Merit and i wish i was in the class that sent them because
oh my god bryan you are the greatest personfeel free to tag yourselves, guys.